I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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