We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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