you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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