I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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