I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
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