Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
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You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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