but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
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You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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