I love black thongs
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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