I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Randomize
