He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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