I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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