Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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