Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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