Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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