Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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