yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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