You're so nebulous sometimes
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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