FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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