1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
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Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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