no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
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How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I think my moral compass just broke
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