S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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