I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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