My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
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I need moral support for this bender
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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