I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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