pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I love having hate sex.
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The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
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She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game