is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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