? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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