the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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