all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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