You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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