i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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