LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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