I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
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So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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