try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
