Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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