the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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