the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
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Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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