We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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