speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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