Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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