i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
The Olympian is in my bed
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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