the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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