Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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