stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
My breath smells like gin and sadness
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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