What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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