You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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