I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
In America we eat man semen.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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