umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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