I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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