I'm eating all of the evidence.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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