the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
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Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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