We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
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I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
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