It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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