I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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