I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
soo... how was my night?
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