the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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