I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
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He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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